I was watching that cruise ship movie starring Leo with my GF. So many tears at the end i thought i was making a 5 onion salad.
by cr33k1 September 20, 2021
by hjk909090 May 30, 2018
The act of stuffing a girls vagina full of onions, and then proceeding to eat her out until all the onions are gone.
Luke: Hey man, have you seen the onions around?
Tyler: Ya, sorry! I was cookin' onions in the oven with my gf last night!
Tyler: Ya, sorry! I was cookin' onions in the oven with my gf last night!
by Not Mike M November 15, 2013
National Onion Day (declared on December 17th.) is a day where people from the Yu-Gi-Oh! fandom celebrate the day that Bandit/Thief king Bakura ate an onion in season 5. This day is celebrated by reposting TKB with an onion or drawing him eating an onion.
“Today is national onion day! TKB is going to go dumpster diving for onions today.” -blishythebishy
“What a beautiful creature he is.” -James
“What a beautiful creature he is.” -James
by Bliishythebiishy December 11, 2023
a piece intended to be read without mirth but that could easily be published in The Onion; accidental satire
There are so many unintentional sexual puns in this article that it's hard to take it seriously. It's a Found Onion.
by schmub October 16, 2014
by who gave my son an onion November 03, 2019
by Thatonegirlwhohefellinlovewith August 21, 2016