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the stoned age

The era in ancient history where people used coca plants (cocaine) and other modern halluncinagenic plants in every day life.
Archaeology digsite in Pompey
Reporter: I'm here with a professor from somewhere i dont give a shit about.
Professor: ..... yes well if you'll follow me. We discovered an ancient villa belonging to a young noble and friends. Apparently they decided to accept death and party. This room is in priceless condition and the bodies and artifacts are preserved flawlessly.
Reporter: Um... sir. Are those bodies clutching bongs?
Professor: Why yes you politcally stuck up bitch they are. Its a perfect representation of the stoned age.
by @ngrym0thertrucker September 1, 2013
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NEW AGE CHROMA

A Modern day and exaggerated version of designs and art, that are foreign to the mainstream. An underground or an amateur feel to it, art that is an anomaly.
by 4irmii July 31, 2024
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Minimum sexual age

3
Hi wanna bang? Sure, but are you over minimum sexual age? yes, i just turned 3.
by Minimum sexual age February 26, 2020
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team new age

Team New Age is a gaming Organisation Founded In June 2020 In New York City By 3 Men, Aaron Kirsh (CEO), Shin (CTO), And Joaquin (CFO).

The Team has a vast content creation team, including Paola, Fakeify, MiniMiner and KothCap (Only Naming a Few!!)

In September 2020, Team New Age had made their biggest moves yet. They had signed Professional Fortnite Players Reverse2k, Deyy, Mero and Till. In this same month, They had also obtained a '0 Ping' Mansion!

More Competitive players include World Cup Qualifier Legedien, Narwhal, OliverOG and Slick.

I cannot wait until the future for this team. I originally found this team when MiniMiner Joined and i have been grinding ever since.
TNA EmeraldZ one day? we'll see 👀
Team New Age, The best team in the world

Have you heard of Team New Age?
by RealEmeraldZ November 11, 2020
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Mike Ags

When you say you'll show up but end up cancelling at the last minute, usually without telling anyone
Ah damn he pulled a Mike Ags on us again
by Krross July 4, 2021
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Age Immortal

Its When you cannot Die to Age but can die to other things like Getting hit by a car. or being shot. so its not really being Immortal you just cant die to age.
by texan definitons January 2, 2020
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Sour Aged

Where a person of age has grown impatient, lazy and thus selfish due to understanding how the world works
My father has grown "Sour Aged"
by Ass_Pounder October 5, 2020
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