The HOTTEST man on the planet, W rizz, pulls guys/dogs, and barely any girls.
Smallest dick ever but knows how to please a girl
Smallest dick ever but knows how to please a girl
by urmom's penis March 1, 2023
Get the Alymug. by Cuticles June 12, 2018
Get the ALI-AEDmug. A ridiculous type of person, usually ISTP. Has a very dark sense of humor and could wreck your relationship with a snap of his fingers, just like that *snap*. He is one the worst threat to humanity and mankind, some scientists even consider him equal to overpopulation or climate change. That to say, he's bad, really bad. But an enjoyable fella nonetheless.
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Friend: Yo, man I want a relationship advice !
Ali: Break up, your BF/GF is cheating on you.
Friend: What ? How would you know that ?
Ali: I'm a Sensor...
Ali: Break up, your BF/GF is cheating on you.
Friend: What ? How would you know that ?
Ali: I'm a Sensor...
by The INTJ next door May 17, 2018
Get the Alimug.
Get the Alimug. Ali is a bitch
by Molly Freebury March 28, 2020
Get the Alimug. Gabriel is definitely an Ali
by Whackywhale2008 February 6, 2023
Get the Alimug. 