dumb bum

a bum being someone who is jobless; a dumb bum being one who is dumber than your average bum...

Steve is a dumb bum.
I was a dumb bum.
Kate will never be a dumb bum.
We are all dumb bumming around tonight.
Dumb bum's rock, innit bruv!

by Ed D June 10, 2006

bum scrub

n., toilet paper (slang word used by males)

Pete was stuck on the toilet with no bum scrub.

by Autum January 08, 2006

egg in a bum

a gentleman whis is an egg in a nest but has homosexual tendencies, hence he is an egg in a bum

cor look at baldy julian with phil there, a right pair of shirtlifter, i bet he's an egg in a bum!

by davethejag October 23, 2007

Bum Bait

An old couch or mattress left in an alley or vacant lot. These things attract bums like flies. The cops know that they can usually find bums there arrest them for warrants, vagrancy etc

Todd: Can you help me move my old couch into the alley for the trash truck to pick it up?

Charlie: You don't want to lay out bum bait do you? You'll have some hobo or junkie sleeping on it by the morning.

by Jack Goff May 19, 2007

bum chain

A bum chain is an intimate form of the conga, it is usually performed in gay clubs where the participants form a chain, the links being where one mans penis is inserted into the arse of the man in front and so on and so forth, until the chain is complete.

Hey bob, look at that great big group of queers over there, they'll probably be be making a bum chain later

by Codiak July 31, 2003

bum rat

A rat that has some how found its way in to your bum gap and has made babies..
They wiggle alot and cause some discomfort

You need to get them out by there kneck as if you grab the tail it will rip off

Dave: Some things wrigglying in my ass

Keith: You may have bum rats

by tomthebomb October 31, 2007

Being a Bum

Staying in bed all day and doing nothing, such as playing candy crush

Hung over friend: "Last night was rough, I'm still in bed and I'm playing Candy Crush"

Best Friend: "Dude, you're being a bum."

by cmexceler8 July 06, 2014