a useless class that you have to take but has no application in the real world. Or a class that you have to take to use a hammer (obviously useless).
by llama llady December 23, 2010
Did you see Quinten in the shower the other day? Total hammer dolphin. Fuck I'd love to be that guy.
by Published author man dude bro April 04, 2022
"Hey Jack, look at the fucking hammer head over there trying to park his truck in a compact car parking spot. Dumb ass!"
by Garglemesack April 01, 2016
An amiable level of inebriation representing the brief state between creepy hammered and aggressive hammered where an individual is without inhibitions and exhibits an inordinate amount of energy. Individuals who are rockstar hammered can usually be seen with their arms held high in the air as if celebrating some sort of victory and often find themselves on a high platform, particularly at nightclubs.
by ptj January 23, 2008
When you come into the room jump in the air as a land dolphin would while making a humping motion then cut your unwilling sacrifices face off and wear it around the house while masturbating to the weather girl
by Slimlongdingdong July 08, 2019
by Meme Dungeon July 02, 2019
An invisible hat that is impossibly heavy to wear and causes ones head to tilt forward. It is brought on by excessive shots of cheap vodka.
After a long night at the local dive bar Anthony wore his hammered hat as he leaned against the wall holding him up.
by Randolph The Great April 25, 2014