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Doctor Xur

A whiny and suicidal pissbaby with raging mommy issues.

Also believes that he is a scientist.
"Doctor Xur is a real pain in the ass to deal with on a daily basis."
by pissman2003 June 9, 2023
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Doctor

Someone who helps you get defludefied or abbreviation for Doctor Octor Ctor Tor Or R
The doctor helped me get better. Yeah he’s a doctor - Doctor Octor Cter Ter Er R
by TheGoogster June 18, 2023
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somebody call a doctor

Brooklyn guy: somebody call a doctor?
by anonymous June 24, 2023
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Jj Anal Doctor

The profession of checking a males anal cavities for space crabs by placing his nose inside the butthole.
Did you go see Jj Anal Doctor yesterday?

Ya I have space crabs
by Big D*CK February 23, 2023
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Doctor

a) the profession your parents wanted you to go into when they found out you went into $150,000 worth of debt to get into art school
b) the title that parents had of a dead child claim they “could have earned if they had the chance”
c) Bernie Sanders’ worst enemy
a) You had to break our hearts like this? You could have been a doctor!
b) He could have been a doctor if the drunk driver hadn’t hit him! Why, God?!?!
c) “You people are the problem plaguing this country! How dare you charge the middle class these prices!”
“That’s nice, Mr. Sanders. Now, please bend over and cough for me.”
by KingOfTheShortBus March 25, 2023
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Doctor Muscles

It’s meaning incomes from the observation that male doctors often have muscles in the arms slightly above what the average or underweight person would have.
“I’m hoping to gain some doctor muscles at home before going to a gym.”
by SuddenlyCmour March 26, 2023
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