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18/8/2020 

national wheelie ur dirtbike day, so practice
18/8/2020 oi pussy do a wheelie its the 18/8. it means do a wheelie
18/8/2020 by yung daggerr dick August 8, 2020

24th september ,2020 

THIS DAY IS OWNED BY ZAYN JAVAD MALIK

AN AMAZING DAY AND ZAYN BEING THE KING THAT HE IS RULING OVER THE WORLD.
person 1: hey do you know what happened on 24th september ,2020?
person 2: yeah it was a crazy day for zsquad and zayn and he owned the day and ruled over the world as usual like the king he is

October 10th 2020 

It is a special day because of two reasons.

Reason 1: It is 6969 days since the September 11th attacks
Reason 2: It is the 10 year anniversary of My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic
Hey, guess what, it's October 10th 2020, it's been 6969 days since 9/11!!!!

Or, alternatively

Ohmigoshohmigoshohmigoshohmigosh-Rainbow Dash

What the hay is wrong RD????-Twilight Sparkle

A NEW DARING DO BOOK IS COMING OUT THEN!!!!--Rainbow Dash

AAAANNND, the bronies will be celebrating because it is going to be the 10th anniversary of the first episode of My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic!!--Pinkie-Pie

Yaaaaaay, we can all celebrate with Muffins!!!--Derpy

Wait, but what's a Brony, and What's "My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic"?--Flitterfloosh

Or ya know, October 10th, 2020 is just a date on the calendar.

The Great Compromise of 2020 

When trying to maximize efficiency of cost and dependence. One party shall hold thou pods, the other shall hold thou battery.
We use the Great Compromise of 2020 to help free ourselves and bring each other together more often.

27.10.2020 

Day of the death. You should kill your best friend and fuck him
Hey today is 27.10.2020, the day of death. Do you mind if i kill you with my large cock?
27.10.2020 by Noname12365 October 27, 2020

October 29th 2020 

Me: Hey friend do you want to Zoom with me?
Friend: No not really
Me: But it's October 29th 2020!
Friend: Ok yeah now I have to zoom with you