mike tyson

to rage and beat the hell out of someone that has pissed you off

"If you keep talking trash man, im gonna go mike tyson on your ass"

by vavillain September 16, 2006

mike huckabee

What you get when you cross Kevin Spacey with Gomer Pyle.

Gawleee, Shazam!! Sgt. Carter, Sgt. Carter, I feel SHAME SHAME SHAME!!! I just butt-fucked Kevin Spacey!! We're naming our new backwoods, inbred retarded love child 'Mike Huckabee'!

by Florida Sunshine November 14, 2009

Mike's mum

Possibly the most sexual being you will ever lay eyes on. This smoking hot chassis can't walk past you in the street without her chebs being on display. Boy oh boy those bazongas are just lovely.

Known to patrol the streets of Liverpool in her favourite crotchless tracksuit during certain times of the year

Ben: "Here Patrick, did you see Mike's mum the other day?"

Patrick: "Mmmmm Mike's mum"

by P.G Tips October 21, 2010

Mike Mills

The bassist of pop/rock band REM, he also sings on a few songs and he plays piano very well!
Once climbed up a watertower and got arrested.

Hey look, it's Mike Mills up there up the watertower!
Shiny happy people sings Mike Mills under the shower

by Maddy A. July 24, 2006

mike tyson

to bite someone's ear

hey! If you don't stop touching my ass Jarrod, I'm gonna go Mike Tyson on you!

by your momma September 16, 2006

Mike Pence

An extremely homophobic piece of shit that shouldn't exist in this multiverse.

Mike Pence is shit.

by Devan Mihaly April 4, 2020

dyke mike

counterpart/correlary to fag hag

someone who identifies as a man and spends most of his time around dykes/queer women; usually a gay man, though not always.

person 1: who's that guy hanging out with all those lesbians?
person 2: whatever, he's their dyke mike.

by class of '06 May 25, 2006