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Simp

Dylan Commerford, someone who ain't getting pussy anytime soon
Dylan, a.k.a a simp, has tuff luck getting that wet kitty
by 0273uejejaiw November 7, 2019
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Simp

A pernicious type of male sex traitor that is enslaved to their need to be accepted by women, and is willing to denigrate their own sex in order to pursue it. A simp will donate endless amounts of money to thots on streaming services such as Twitch, either oblivious or uncaring to the fact that they are devaluing the effort of everyone who can't get popular simply by acting like a slut, and therefore has to provide actual value. This is demeaning to both sexes because it throws men under the bus and enables the commodification of women, undoing decades of progress that has been made getting people to see women for their actual value, instead of merely being seen as a means to sexual gratification.

A simp has absolutely no sense of self, or of self-respect, and is so desperate for coochie that he will pander endlessly, completely missing the fact that he is being sexist by refusing to demand the high standards for female streamers that everyone else demands for male streamers or those that aren't attractive.

Hilariously, most women see straight through this bullshit and won't give simps the time of day, unless they are deliberately exploiting said simps for money. Simps do not deserve any form of respect because they don't respect their own sex, themselves, or the intelligence of women. They should be treated with disdain, and removed from all social circles they infect.
Matt: Hey, Mike. Did you hear that Josh was stanning for Alinity after she threw her cat?
Mike: Yep. He's a massive simp. Time for us to find a better friend.
by UDUser4820 May 9, 2020
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Simping

Something that you do for a girl that you don't do for your homies
Person 1: why are you simping for this girl
Person 2: because i have no life
by Urm ama July 7, 2020
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Simp

A simple person lacking common sense; a fool or simpleton. (slang) A man who foolishly overvalues a woman and puts her on a pedestal. In other words WolfzGaming4#6114on discord is a simp just an example
bro wolfz your a simp. ha fucking stupid simp
by FatherSwitch April 22, 2020
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Simp

by "type name here" May 15, 2020
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Simp

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason.
•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification from women.

This is the real reason but since tik tok got a hold of the word all these 13 year olds are using the word unironically and are annoying as fuck.
Ashley: “i hope you die richard your so ugly and stupid, now go buy me a new purse”
Richard: “yes my dear, i will do whatever you’d like”
Bobby: (Richards friend) “damn Richard you’re a simp lmao”
by my favorite cheese is jack September 4, 2020
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Simp

A man who will do anything in their power to get laid or to get a girl to like them. This will include; Paying (prostitution), being nice to a certain extent, constantly complimenting them, ditching the bois to hang with the girl.
by Arinator235 April 5, 2020
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