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Shit Porn 69

A symbol of greatness and gratitude, triumph and hardship, and making the most of what you have.

This phrase was created back in July of 2021 when four unsupervised teenagers mixed around the letters in a sign (like from captain underpants) and figured out that they had just enough letters to make the phrase “shit porn 69” and so began a new era. They changed it back but realized that they had and extra l and didn’t know where it came from. And to this day (yes I checked) the hot balls still has 3 l’s.
Shit porn 69 is my favourite thing to vandalize around random places in the world
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69 cum off

Two men participate in a 69 and the first one to cum loses. In order to secure the victory, the other participant must swallow.
Did you hear Jeff beat Tony in a 69 cum off? He made him nut in 42 seconds!”
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Swag master 69

Someone who is the master of swag and have all of the swag
I have all the swag I am a swag master 69”
by anonymous September 5, 2021
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Swag master 69

Someone who has all the swag. They are the master of the swag.
I have all the swag I’m a swag master 69”
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Moms asshole 69

So free freer than your mom on a Saturday night
by Hiiamyourdad March 11, 2021
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5-0-69

A speed trap where 2 police cars are side-by-side, each pointing in the opposite direction.
"Watch out for the 5-0-69 just past Atlanta on I-75. They gave my friend a ticket this morning."
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Please Enter: 69

entrance to a whole new world of realisation, including many danger zones
Idiot friend: I wanna fuck you tonight
You who is not gay : Please Enter: 69 . NOT TODAY SATAN!
by King D with double R May 18, 2020
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