Get a life

When a person has nothing to wake up in the morning for, no real life friends, nothing exciting going on and no hope.

Ben is going to be spending his day and night gaming and chatting online again, he does this every single day without fail, he needs to get a life.

by Pablo890 October 26, 2022

getting andy warholed

Dying from gallbladder surgery... cause you know he( Andy warhol) died from it lol

Susan are you afraid of getting andy Warholed

by Diggity4782 May 16, 2022

Vandals get schmandaled

When someone deliberately damages or destroys something, but immediately gets injured by the now damaged or broken thing

Chap 1: Wow, man, I didn't think breaking that camera would cause it to fall on my head
Chap 2: well, vandals get schmandaled

by Mr(always)Right July 8, 2020

self getting

An other word for masturbation. You are getting thinks done yourself.

Didn’t hook up with that girl last night, so I was doing some self getting.

Doing some self getting tonight, got any good websites?

by Philsøn January 30, 2018

Get a significant other thursday

In this day all y’all single motherfuckers get a boy friend or girlfriend. You can also ask someone out and if they say no then it never happened but if they say yes then enjoy yourself.

“He you Look single wanna date?” “Today is Get a significant other Thursday!”

by Lincoln’s wack October 16, 2019

get parked

When you spoon with the dick still in.

"Hey Amber, what did you do last night?"
"We totally just banged or whatever, then we decided to get parked and watch some Downton Abbey"

by Sarcelle December 2, 2018

Get on your zoom

Actively work towards a desired goal. | Put effort into planning an event.

How do u expect it to work if you don't get on your zoom?
I been on my zoom. looking for discount flights rn!!

by neddsteroni November 24, 2023