stupid as shit

Description of something that is worthless and a waste of spacel; Dumb as a retard.

www.urbandictionary.com is stupid as shit.

by NiggaCharley August 29, 2003

Shit Shack

Butt, ass

I would like to stick my dick up her shit shack

by Johnny Twocheeks September 11, 2003

shit fuck

When you want to fuck a chick, but you have no lubricant, shit in a paper bag and rub it all over your penis for maximum pleasure.

I had a nice time with the new shit fuck method

by big titty bitch January 22, 2005

no shit sherlock!

An expression, used towards stupid mofo's, who make a complete idiotic remark, which is logic or obvious as hell.

rich boy: look at me, i've got money, i have prestige, i'm capitalistic!
dude (slightly irritated): No Shit Sherlock! *hits him*

by ParaNoia April 10, 2004

shit on a shingle

(n) An African-American or East-Indian Roofer

"Look at all those niggers roofing! Talk about shit on a shingle!"

by Osama Bin Jensen April 20, 2008

What the Shit?

A differential phrase used to question what is happening. Or as a response to someone/thing and their questionable ideas, clothing, face,etcetera.can be used in most any situation. except when in church. Derived from the common term "What the fuck" as a substitution for the coming of age spermling wanting to explore profain expression the classiest way, by substituting one swear word for another one.

"What the shit? I ordered that Fushigi 8 business days ago, and its still not here."

by Lennifer Hopez November 5, 2010

phantom shit

A phantom shit is a sizeable dump usually laid under cover of darkness in a public place. When stumbled upon in daylight by an unsuspecting individual, hilarity is meant to ensue.
Less frequently referred to as a ghost shit, the phantom shit usually shows up in such places as post boxes, car hoods, children's playgrounds, and any general public place ripe for mischief.

I took my son to the playground on Saturday morning and he slid down the tube slide right into a pile of crap; some fucking punk must have laid down a phantom shit there on Friday night.

by timboooo September 3, 2006