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Turbo White

An advanced level of whiteness, usually used in juxtopositional exposition against something or someone from native black culture. The extreme shade of white against even something of mild color brings such attention to the whitenicity, that it is considered “advanced” or “turbo”. Term of endearment from a person of color to an ultra honkey.
Listening to the Lonely Island’s in depth description of their song “Ras Trent” was the day Seth Meyers realized he’s “turbo white”.
by Tukiluka April 1, 2025
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White Recycling

by Kane loooker September 14, 2020
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White by Proxy

1. When a person of color says they do not believe in racism or white privilege. May also be known to completely abandon their culture in deference to white culture. See Black Republican. 2. To be considered basically white because you’re “one of the Good Ones”.
“He doesn’t have to deal with matters us colored folks struggle with because he is white by proxy. They voted him in.”
by The Fratriarch July 6, 2024
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deep white

when your seminal fluids or her seminal fluids spurt out gluey white after intercourse or during intercourse.
Gosh I just finished slapping the monkey and my jizz came out deep white.
by QUEEZYOWNTHIS April 22, 2017
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B.S. Brown Stains on White Collars

Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.
Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
by summertime36 September 6, 2021
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Burnt white cookie

(Burnt white cookie) Dijon: oh my God Chad you can say the N-word I don't know why these porch monkeys are being so sensitive

Chad: all right my fellow black Nigga
by Owe owe March 3, 2021
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White Rounds

You see these White Rounds?

Friend: Looks over at the friend asking the question who is smiling from ear to ear.
by StarredUp8089 September 14, 2019
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