by the lonely janitor February 12, 2018
by Nothingness is in my brain March 21, 2023
by connierobinsonkc November 30, 2023
by Tom25 August 08, 2019
A typical workplace occurrence where one easily identifiable member of staff gets ahead financially and within their career by being the biggest brown nosing, greedy, self serving wet lettuce imaginable which ultimately grinds everyone's gears and leads them to dislike that particular individual for their shocking performance.
The butt truffle candidate will likely have no friends outside the workplace and even be shunned by their family for such hypocrisy.
The butt truffle candidate will likely have no friends outside the workplace and even be shunned by their family for such hypocrisy.
Mary: what is hugh doing in that secret meeting, it's his 3rd of the day?
John: oh he's in there with the boss being a butt truffle again.
John: oh he's in there with the boss being a butt truffle again.
by BanterStock December 20, 2017
by Bulldog Diesel March 13, 2023
When you take a large shit and have to use like half a roll of toilet paper because your shit is like sticky tar. Shit smears instead of wiping off. When you wipe it gets messier before it gets clean.
Mud butt is the #1 cause of skid marks
by Michele_plus_one August 05, 2016