Early Snake gets the Cake

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.

Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."

by MadDawgDylan January 03, 2020

getting porter morris’d

the phrase “getting porter morris’d” refers to the act of getting raped by your cousin.

*ring ring* call from porter morris
*answers*
“whats up man?”
“your sister is getting porter morris’d”
“WTF SHES YOUR COUSIN”

by December 01, 2023

down to get brown

To get naughty and or do drugs

Sure I'm down to get brown tonight ,

by McLeanX December 02, 2017

getting big cocky

Saying that you received a big penis with out sounding gay or (homophobic)

Moving out the city was the best idea for getting big cocky.

by Rap_lyric_breakdown December 24, 2017

rats get fat

Fuck Head

He is a real rats get fat

by Bill Jokins November 19, 2017

Get at me

Term used when you want someone to fuck you or fuck with you

I told shordy to get at me … and she came over last night.

by realgpimp445 April 07, 2022

getting candy canned

When you're craving that "certain" type of candy so you ask your boyfriend to fuck you with a candy cane

Jen loves getting candy canned by her boyfriend! It's even more fun when he lets her candy cane him as well!

by Javabooks25 December 05, 2023