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Person 1: Okay, I think I want thi-
Person 2: No one asked
Person 1: No one asked about you
Person 2: Nobody cares 😂
Person 1: Nobody cares about you
Person 2: About you.
Person 1: Jesus hates you.
Person 2: Okay, you said that, I am reporting to the principal
Principal: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT YOU DUMBASS???
Person 1: But he started it-
Principal: But you broke the rules.
Person 1: *gets grounded for a googolplex years
Person 2: ripbozo i ruined that asshole’s life
Person 2: No one asked
Person 1: No one asked about you
Person 2: Nobody cares 😂
Person 1: Nobody cares about you
Person 2: About you.
Person 1: Jesus hates you.
Person 2: Okay, you said that, I am reporting to the principal
Principal: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT YOU DUMBASS???
Person 1: But he started it-
Principal: But you broke the rules.
Person 1: *gets grounded for a googolplex years
Person 2: ripbozo i ruined that asshole’s life
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2) To go to the toilet before you leave for a long journey.
3) One last kiss, hug, handshake etc before you leave yor family, friends, colleagues etc.
2) To go to the toilet before you leave for a long journey.
3) One last kiss, hug, handshake etc before you leave yor family, friends, colleagues etc.
2 friends in the pub.
Friend 1: "would you like another drink mate?"
Friend 2: 'I shouldn't really, its getting late"
Friend 1 "Ahrr go on mate, have one for the road".
Friend 1: "would you like another drink mate?"
Friend 2: 'I shouldn't really, its getting late"
Friend 1 "Ahrr go on mate, have one for the road".
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Get the One for the road mug.the definition my friend wants me to show him so he can finish his work but not im here writing this because im yes. now he is wactching me and writing on my screen with a eraser
friend: hey could i get this one now?
me: *writes this* no
friend: why? *draws dicks all over my screen*
me: you dumbass you drew a dick thats as short as yours
friend: you ching
me: *writes this* no
friend: why? *draws dicks all over my screen*
me: you dumbass you drew a dick thats as short as yours
friend: you ching
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Person1: look what I’ve got in my pocket
Person2: what? *looks at pocket*
Person1: 👌🏼 * Pulls a fast one *
Person2: what? *looks at pocket*
Person1: 👌🏼 * Pulls a fast one *
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