pulling an Egypt

A phrase used to describe when someone claims their internet, phone, and/or TV is down and is therefore exempt from the associated responsibilities. Used in reference to the fact that no one in Egypt can access the internet, use cell phones, etc.

Teacher: Your homework is posted on my website.
Student 1: Oh, I won't be able to do it. My internet is down.
Student 2: Hey, he's pulling an Egypt.

Guy: Dude, why haven't you called or texted me?
Girl: Hey my phone service is down.
Guy: You're lyin'. Stop pulling an Egypt.

by EgyptianCitizen February 21, 2011

Pulled a Skit

To catch a opp and kill or hurt him/her

“Pulled a Skit onnat one block left a nigha dead”

by IShootDice August 2, 2025

Pulling a Troy

It is universally known that men(or women) named Troy very rarely show up to predetermined events. So to describe the act of not showing us is ‘Pull a Troy’

I didn’t see you at the Pub yesterday, were you Pulling a Troy.

I’ll see you for the 1:30 show unless you Pull a Troy

by The Head Pubter October 12, 2025

Pull a Sara

1. Experiencing a massive, painful bowel movement that leaves you regretting every meal choice you've ever made.
2. Slipping spectacularly on the ground, resulting in the unfortunate loss of teeth and a solid story for the ages.

After last night's chili, I totally pulled a Sara in the bathroom.

Did you see her wipe out on the ice? She pulled a Sara and lost a front tooth!
Careful on that wet floor—you don’t want to pull a Sara

by Saras friend January 20, 2025

Pull A Spiderman

When you're on top of your girl getting your strokes in, you do a pose that looks like Spider-Man crawling. Right when you're about to nut, you pull out, shout, "MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING! GO, WEB, GO!", and sling that nut in her face.

(Bonus points if you actually wear a Spider-Man mask the whole time.)

Johnny wanted Katie to always remember him. So he decided to "pull a Spiderman" on her the first time they made love.

by A Little Puerto Rican Boy May 16, 2020

Pulling a Criminal

Somehow finding a way to be the only one killed by an Overwatch ultimate

Man that junk rat popped ult and only got our baptiste. Guess he was pulling a criminal

by Demoncryz December 8, 2022

PULL A JASON STEPHENS

Basically a country way of saying that your boy did something that defines him as a piece of shit i.e. ratted you out, cannot be trusted, will stab you in the back, lie to your face, is the lineman of '95, and will fuck your bitch.

I guess he thinks he can PULL A JASON STEPHENS. I just found out he hooked up with Jessica last night.

by GOTEM2020 August 6, 2020