mop heads

People with Dreds

I was walking and 4 mop heads pulled up on me and asked me where I was from

by Bagu March 20, 2021

Dick head

Yo head has a lot of dick in it

My homie was a dick head

by Yo dadddy fav daddy January 18, 2022

Fat head

A fat head is a person usually having a head the size of a fucking water melon and is also a dumb cunt also used as an insult calling someone thick in the header

Person 1: shut up fat head

Person 2: don’t call me a fat head you fat head

by Steve cunttttt July 17, 2019

asphyxiated turtle head

pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.

"damn this asphyxiated turtle head! ive been forcing out drops of piss for 3 minutes!"

by MercWidaMouth November 14, 2010

Ganj Head

Some who smokes Marijuana waaay too much.

Fro dude you're just a Ganj Head

by NamWasFake February 10, 2010

Head Beer

When someone is so delusional of reality it makes you need a beer.

The produce lady thinks we don’t like her because the fruit is rotten. In reality, it’s because she slept with Lola’s man. She’s such a head beer.

by Lipton4 August 9, 2021

emotional head

The kind of head you want when you say you want head but you also won’t get head from just anybody without an emotional investment.

Yo, you down for some NSA head?
Nah, I’m only ever down for emotional head, HMU when you have your life together.

by Some bro dude September 18, 2017