National beat the shit out of Finn day

This day is reserved for beating the shit out of finn. Only him.

“Hey guys guess what! It’s national beat the shit out of Finn day!”

by IdioticPinapple September 29, 2022

National blowjob day

National give your boyfriend a blowjob day Sept. 30

A day to appreciate your boyfriends and give them the time of their life

Oh look it’s National blowjob day better get to it

by venyy September 30, 2022

National DDD

National DDD (Drunk Driving Day) shall be held and celebrated on August 19th, one day after National Couple’s Day. What better way is there to cope with you missing your ex than to zig zag through town!!

“Hey, are you celebrating National DDD because of Allison?”
“National DDD is the only day I can drown her out”

by Gspotgasm October 1, 2022

National chris gives head to ki day

chris gives head to ki on october the 2nd

Ki: Yo chris its National chris gives head to ki day

Chris: oh ai wrd "gives head to ki"

by skylarwiteyo October 1, 2022

National hangout with Meeya day

October 7th, is national hang out with Meeya renee Davis day aka Maeghan jade Doucet best friend.

National hangout with Meeya day means you need to go to Sandra’s house that day.

by Maeghannnnn October 2, 2022

National hit a lick day

National hit a lick day (October 7th) is where you and your ghetto ass friends get together mask up and take from others what you wish you had

“Yo bro it’s the 7th of October isn’t that national hit a lick day? hide ya stuff bro they gon get you”

Yo gang it’s the 7th grab ya sheisty Yk wat timin we on”

by 9s, go flocc dat nigga October 3, 2022

National Sneaky Link Day

this is a day you admire your favorite body/ sneaky link since ppl can’t keep commitment to each other smh

jenny: girl guess who i’m finna post for national sneaky link day
nadia: it better not be marcus

jenny: he my favorite sneaky link of course ima post him

by luvrgrl69 October 3, 2022