Pullin one

What Maury does everyday, he "pulls one,"
in other words, he masturbates repeatadly on a daily basis completley stopping any other activities he is doing.
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In a Ventrilo server;
"Hey wheres Maury? I think hes pullin one again."

"Maury what are you doin'? -pullin one."

by Jayceeeee October 30, 2007

One

Wanting a “one”. Meaning someone wants a 1 vs 1 fight. Or to just fight in general.

Yo dawg, i want my one.

by CrazyKZ October 8, 2021

You’re One lucky man

The polite way of telling a man you would fuck his wife.

That’s your wife? You’re one lucky Man!

by WhatDFuk June 8, 2023

No one ass

A spin on the common phrase “no one asked” to show that you are getting increasingly frustrated with them.

Her friend would not stop talking about her new car so she yelled “No one ass!”

by AlphaBetaSigma¢ June 22, 2024

Foreshadowing episode one

A twisted cousin of foreshadowing and preshadowing but closer to foreshadowing

Foreshadowing episode one occurs specifically with a flashback of events before a story set by a character later in the story, more so in a TV show or a movie, that contains subtle hints to events already shown at an early point of the story, set later than the events of the flashback.

As the flashback is set further in the past, the subtle hints count as a foreshadowing

The killer’s father in episode 5 recalls the killer’s childhood. The killer is shown as a child playing with a toy gun. This is foreshadowing episode one where the killer murders someone as an adult

by Sinsanity May 4, 2020

Hussing one off

Masturbating in a fast and noisy fashion while grunting frequently.

James: Lucas, you have been in the bathroom for 2 hours! Why are you grunting so loud?

Lucas: I'm hussing one off! AAAHHHHHH *Splooges everywhere*

by terk! March 3, 2024

ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔

Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts 💯.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly 👀

Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg🤢. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"

by jackson8onthebeat November 20, 2020