October 2nd is officially National Jerking Off Day. You can jerk off all you want without no one telling you to stop. Fuck all those people, pop up some porn, and fucking wank the snake!
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING JERKING OFF
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch
Mom: oh okay have fun!
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch
Mom: oh okay have fun!
by HORSE COCK ANDRE October 2, 2020
Get the National Jerking Off Day mug.YOUR PISSING ME OFF LIKE BRUH WHEN I SAY THAT, IT SHOULNT OFFEND YOU AMY, YOU KNOW IM IN A MOOD AND U KEEP PUSHING ME TO MY LIMITS!!! LIKE WHEN I SAY IT HOW COME IT OFFENS YOU WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN OFFENDING ME LIKE BURH, have a good day <33333
by Athiebear October 4, 2020
Get the Your pissing me off mug.Fuck off is a way of identifying yourself when you really don’t want a relationship or sex, it isn’t like being aromantic or asexual in the sense that people who identify as fuck off don’t want to be a nuisance and feel like trying to identify as something common then telling people about it is a form of narcissism
Person 1: “do you like guys girls or anyone in general?”
Person 2: “no, I identify as fuck off, it means I want you to back the hell away from me”
Person 2: “no, I identify as fuck off, it means I want you to back the hell away from me”
by ThatRandomGuyOnline October 4, 2020
Get the Fuck off mug.A term used when someone is so absolutely unfathomably our of their minds that off the good won’t cut it.
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Gay nigga 2 “DAMN this nigga off the goof, I just think your ass was broken or sum shit”
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