how do i get a girlfriend

A question asked a lot by teenagers that can't even take care of a hamster

guy 1: Hey man how do i get a girlfriend?

guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???

guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!

guy 2: bitch are you retarded

guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!

bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back

by valentelserhumano November 1, 2022

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Get Hosed

To tell someone to get lost, cool down...literally get blasted with a hose

Squishy get hosed

by Somerandomname112233 November 2, 2022

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either fuck off or get fucked

You give the person who's annoying you or someone you really hate two option
1. They fuck off meaning they get far away as possible from you
2. You beat the living shit out of them

Bitch: Ey can I check your notebook, I just wanna see your answers for example
(See bitch here is trying to copy off your friend who is very nice and won't say no, Bitch here is trying to be smooth saying they'll only check it for reference when they are clearly trying to copy off it)
Y/N: Sorry bud, no can do you either fuck off or get fucked
Bitch: Dayum okay

by BullyKiller November 2, 2022

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You don’t get many of those to the pound

Archaic British expression usually referring to big tits (breasts) on a bird (female human).

Guy (seeing a girl with massive breasts) “You don’t get many of those to the pound”.

by keith from frimley November 13, 2022

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Getting Up And Pushing

When You Manouvering Towards Acquiring Guap Or You Are Getting Guap
So We Say You Getting Up And Pushing

Looker1 : Damn That Bwoa Fine Aint He?
Looker2 : Yeah Girl You Got That Right Plus I I Like The The Fact That He Is Getting Up And Pushing And Not Just Talking.
Looker1: Exactly, Lets Go Get With Him.

by Kay Kano November 14, 2022

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