National slap ass day

September 27th will be the day you will be able to slap any girls or guys ass and not get in legal trouble.

“ I really want to slap Amy’s ass, but I don’t want to get into trouble.” “Don’t worry! Today is national slap ass day!”

by Tn1yah September 26, 2022

National “Have a Mental Breakdown” Day

A day, where you must have at least 1 mental breakdown.
September 26th

Bob: What day is it?
Jack: It’s September 26th, that means it’s National “Have a Mental Breakdown” Day!
Bob: Oh cool… I’ll be in my room for a while, don’t come in for about an hour…

by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022

National go after jonny day

September 27 is go after Jonny day.

Today you will have to annoy Jonny and tell him he gets 0 Females but everyone has to join in to find him a girl at the end of the day.

(Just a joke)

-Whats Today??
-Todays's National go after Jonny day!

by anonymous September 27, 2022

National titty pic day

Sending a titty pic to some you like

Oh it’s national titty pic day better send one

by Cathy2222 September 27, 2022

National slap juba's ass day

29 september is the day when you can slap juba's ass without consequence.

Me: juba let me slap that thicc ass, its national slap juba's ass day!
Juba: Come here daddy!!!
Me: *slap*

by juba's ass lover September 28, 2022

National Grab a Thigh Day!

This basically means grab a girls thigh day! Even if she is standing up, place your hand on her thigh!

Ryan: * puts hand on girls thigh *
Becca: What are you doing?!
Ryan: it’s national grab a thigh day!

by Double Wammie September 28, 2022

National Con Smith Day

On October 10th it will be National Con Smith Day

Hamilton: Oh my goodness! It's 10/10! It's national Con Smith day!

by whiteJELEEL! September 29, 2022