National send a titty pic day

May 11th is National send titty pic day. Where You send 5 pics of your bare titties from different angles to whoever sends you this.

Me; Happy National send a titty pic day!!
Her; Thank you here you go!!

by Minatoboii May 10, 2023

National Slap Faith Day

May 30th is the national holiday celebrated by slapping someone you know named faith (preferably across the face)

Zach: Hey Faith! Do you know what the date is today?
Faith: Umm yeah I think it’s the 30th of May?
*Faith proceeds to get smacked into the thirtieth of June*
Zach: Happy National Slap Faith Day!

by TrillClinton117 May 30, 2023

National Whip It Out Day

Dating back to the pre historic era national whip it out day is a day when men are permitted by the rules of nature to whip it out although men must control their most valuable cargo this holiday dose not apply to she-males or people who belive there is more than 2 genders and is also exclusive to men of all ages

Ricky: Hi Sally

Sally: Hey Ricky

Ricky: Happy National Whip It Out Day whips it out
Sally: OH wow look at the masterpiece happy National Whip It Out Day

by DizzyCannon7211 April 19, 2020

National Give Up Some Cat Day

May 30th is deemed National Give Up Some Cat Day. A day dedicated for women to give up some cat while wearing a short dress and thong.

May 30th of every year is National Give Up Some Cat Day.

by Oxford Dictionary LLC. May 30, 2024

National shaya day

December 29th is national shaya day where we all come together in celebration of shaya in all her shayaness no matter how socially unfortunate and potentially homoerotic her shaya-ways may be

“Hey guys it’s national shaya day!” “Hey guys, what’s are we doing for national shaya day??”

by Iwishobamawasmyrealdad December 29, 2023

national boyfriend day January 29th

National boyfriend day is a day that we celebrate our boyfriends and cherish them and be happy we with them so cherish your boyfriends ladies

Me: hey it’s national boyfriend day January 29th I have to find my boyfriend and cherish and love him because I’m happy I’m with him
Alexa: omg girl go see your boyfriend cherish him and make him happy love him..

by Bro I love you January 27, 2021

National Penis Day

National Penis Day is a day where we appreciate all types of penis. Wether it’s small or big, we need to unite our penises together. Whip out that shmeat and let people appreciate it!! It’s occurs every April 13

“Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Friend

“Yessir, whip out that shlong and let me see it 😩” - Anna

by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020