A phrase said after crushing an opponent or accomplishing a great feat. Often accompanied by a slowed motion indicating masturbation with parallel cocks.
First used by Soul Caliber IV enthusiast Max Basch of Hampshire College, and henceforth popularized by other gamers of the 5-College Consortium.
First used by Soul Caliber IV enthusiast Max Basch of Hampshire College, and henceforth popularized by other gamers of the 5-College Consortium.
"I Have Two Cocks"
Gamer 1: FUCK!
Gamer 2: ZOMG! He just beat you with your best character! ROFLROFLROFL
Gamer 3: I have two coooocks
Gamer 1: FUCK!
Gamer 2: ZOMG! He just beat you with your best character! ROFLROFLROFL
Gamer 3: I have two coooocks
by Moocowsy July 2, 2009
Get the I Have Two Cocksmug. A cataphrase signifying that a particular woman has romantic and/or sexual feelings for a particular man.
George: Eh Negro, you see that girl across the street?
Jerome: The one in the wheelchair???
George: Ya guy ... she KNOWS she wants my cock!
Jerome: The one in the wheelchair???
George: Ya guy ... she KNOWS she wants my cock!
by z;P.dep February 22, 2010
Get the She wants my cockmug. When out of other insults to use, this isult should be used in EPIC word battles ONLY! This is the greatest insult to ever be uddered from the mouth of man. Use it cautiously!
Word Battle Opponent: Man youre so fucking gay that you like cocks!
You: Oh yeah? Well... YOU'RE A COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT!
Word Battle Opponent: Wow... you win.
You: Oh yeah? Well... YOU'RE A COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT!
Word Battle Opponent: Wow... you win.
by Tmarr August 28, 2006
Get the Cock Juggling Thunder Cuntmug. The act of being orally pleasured in a manner, or a place, or by a person that does not suit oral sex.
"Hey man why were you fired?"
"Aww, shit its because Brenda had some Malevolent Cock-Suckery going on and I jizzed in the coffee."
"Aww, shit its because Brenda had some Malevolent Cock-Suckery going on and I jizzed in the coffee."
by Pantsplosion November 28, 2012
Get the Malevolent Cock-Suckerymug. by Birdie1028 June 5, 2017
Get the cock-a-sourus rexmug. by Yearsofsaturn January 21, 2018
Get the Mr Cock Milkmug. A cock hungry whore is a middle aged women who dresses as lamb while out hunting for a new victim as she hunts out as much cock as she can with no morals before she dries up
Cock hungry whore Lorain seduced James into the store room as she couldn’t go without cock for a longer than an hour
by Le Bon April 21, 2018
Get the cock hungry whoremug.