One Finger Discount

Like the "five finger Discount", meaning to steal or shoplift except you give the shopkeep the middle finger as you walk out the door with the stolen item. A very blatant and uncaring way to steal.

As Brad loaded his pockets with chips and beer from the horrible little bodega, the shop owner started yelling and threatened to call the cops. Brad quickly gave the man the One Finger Discount and jumped in the waiting van and the punks sped away.

by PittpunkFo February 23, 2018

One

The number 1

"One person"

by _.moth._ July 17, 2022

on the one above

Another way to say on god.

John: I ran 3 miles yesterday

Bob:Really?

John: On the one above , I did.

by luca1sgood January 30, 2022

The Chosen One

Black stick figure from AvA(animation vs animator)

Also written as TCO

Random: hey have you watched AvA?
Random2: ye i lik the character The Chosen One
Random: bro just say TCO

by Why do i even exist September 8, 2023

One Bone

A persons who weighs practically nothing and could be classified as 2 dimensional due to how skinny they are.

Why didn’t one bone show up for work today?

Oh, I heard he was taking a shower and slipped down the drain, so they had to call a plumber to try to save him!

by Thug wanna September 3, 2022

One Shot

One tweet, isang tweet. One shot, isang bala ka lang by FPJ

Sy, Sky and Ky doesn't know the meaning of one shot

by kyupacabra May 22, 2021

one handed jousting

One handed jousting is the solo act of a male human self-pleasuring though the act of masturbation.

"Bet you were one handed jousting that image of Tanya last night."

by Farfox5 November 7, 2014