July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.
Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."
Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."
Chad: "Can we still fuck?"
Brenda: "lol ya"
Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."
Chad: "Can we still fuck?"
Brenda: "lol ya"
by Jschlatt.Schlatt July 1, 2021
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Friend 2: Yeah it's February 6th National titty pic day , a day to show love by showing off those sweet nips.
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on this day a male human needs to send their boy/girlfriend (or the person that send u this if ur single) a picture of their errect penis
on this day a male human needs to send their boy/girlfriend (or the person that send u this if ur single) a picture of their errect penis
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Person 1: “Today we are celebrating national booty day”
Person 2: damn I never knew! Better flaunt my booty
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