National Pound Town Month

In the month of November you are allowed to fuck any girl anywhere any time.

Her: Why did you take my virginity?
Him: Its National Pound Town Month

by Mr. Mitten October 24, 2022

National Nudes Day

July 26th is national send nudes day, because thats the law.

“Hey bro its national nudes day” “Oh shit i didnt know, heres a tiddy pic”

by skunkybum July 26, 2021

National Talk shit bout anybody day

This day is on June 13th this is where you can talk shit about anybody and they can't do shit because it's a holiday

Person 1-that's why you got a std hoe

Person 2- huh??
Person 1- Happy national talk shit bout anybody day

by mwahahasecrets June 11, 2023

National Fake Friend Day

National Fake Friend Day is celebrated on May 26th . On this day post your “fakest” friends, and drop anyone you feel like you can’t trust .

“Tomorrow is National Fake Friend Day, i’m posting *****”

by cartiismysavior May 22, 2023

National Pledge Clean Up Day

Everyday whilst a pledge, you must clean up the fraternity’s main house as well as any off campus houses and/or other fraternal areas.

Note: This is NOT considered hazing. It is required by the IFC in article 6, line 7 of the manual.”

“Hey Lil’ Timmy! I thought it was national pledge clean up day? Go mop the floor pledge!”
- Fraternity Brother

“Yes sir.”
- Pledge Timmy

by Pledge Timmy January 19, 2024

national post your dick day

post your dick

"hey it's September 9th its national post your dick day"

by dezzoo September 5, 2022

National give a girl your hoodie day

February 26th the day you give a girl your hoodie

National give a girl your hoodie day- the day you give a girl your hoodie

by Clay12341234 February 20, 2022