bird tricks

The subtle scheming of females against males, particularly girlfiends against boyfriends. The ultimate aim is to mentall castrate them and gain their complete control.

Example: Cant go on the lads whatsapp chat, my bird will see ive been online

Cant go on the lads whatsapp chat, my bird will see ive been online, classic bird tricks

Cant come out Saturday night boys, my bird arranged a meal for then on Monday morning, typical bird tricks

by Ya Boy JBoy June 21, 2017

smash Bird

to be able to smash the shit out of drinking every weekend with a group of mates

smash birds are go

by SMASH01 December 6, 2011

Bird mode

An sexual engagement between a male and female. The male will present as a woman and role play a female part during intercourse. Also know as chick mode for foreplay and if roles reversed cock mode.

‘Bird mode activated’

‘Ah come on we haven’t done bird mode in ages’

‘Hey babe, fancy some bird mode?’

by Ellie Jelly Wellie April 22, 2023

Adventure Birding

To spit the semen from random strangers into a loved ones mouth. Similar to how baby birds get fed by their mothers, only using semen instead of worms.

Dan was excited to meet random dudes in Belize so he could experience adventure birding for the first time.

by rickabone June 28, 2021

Checkin' The Bird

The cool act of keeping an eye on the police. Especially if you have heady trees in your shoe!

Kyle: Hey man why lookin' 'round, acting paranoid
Trevor: Oh it's coo,l im just Checkin' The Bird

Grasshopper: Master why do they call it checking the bird
Guru: Because young one, to them we are the word and they are the swallows waiting to strike.
Grasshopper: Right on

by IsTheBandOutTonight? October 3, 2010

Yeeting bird

Extremely loud sounds, also very annoying

You are louder than the yeeting bird!
Shut up!

by Sk8girl87 October 31, 2018

Bird lover

A person who will be your everything and one day betray you for the goverment

Tammy is such a bird lover, she turned over grandpa

by The spanish meme guy July 2, 2020