winding the kinetic watch

to furiously masturbate

we never see him these days, hes always up the stairs winding the kinetic watch

by snugiraffe June 27, 2020

jelks wind

A made up word that will and leaks made up that is for “religious reasons.”

Yo that’s pretty jelks wind!

by That_ one _guy July 21, 2020

rim wind

When you’re getting your salad tossed and an impossible fart slips through into an unsuspecting face.

“This girl was licking the ol’ dark side like a champion, and I let a rim wind slip right into her face.”

by mhurd57 August 29, 2020

Human Wind Tunnel

The act of farting while simultaneously taking a rip from a bong.

The room fell silent as Becka filled the chamber of her bong with thick, white smoke. As she cleared it in one breath, she let out a thunderous fart that sent her friends into fits of laughter as they bore witness to the Human Wind Tunnel.

by spacehead74 September 14, 2020

Cheeks to the wind

Cheeks to the wind describes the act of a woman going to the toilet outside. Aptly named because of the fact that your butt cheeks are literally exposed to all the elements as you squat in the least ladylike manner.

‘Yo where’s J-Lo?’
‘She’s behind that car, cheeks to the wind’
‘Jeez dude it’s snowing’

by Candyshaft October 28, 2020

faster than a Florida tail wind

To leave quickly.

They left the scene faster than a Florida tail wind.

by Saharayogi April 19, 2018

Wind duster

Farting out of your balls.

"Yo John I just wind dustered and it felt good af"

by Gibson5434 October 11, 2017