mom likes women

when your father went to get the milk and ur mom found a hot woman...
ur mom likes women
perfect comeback to any ur mom jokes

guy1 : ur mom
guy2 (smart): ur mom likes women

by chonky elbow July 3, 2022

Pretty Women Smoke Pressure

Beautiful and Stoned ladies that prefer to inhale the good stuff an exhale the bad stuff.

You know how it is only pretty women smoke pressure!

by poeticjusticekid November 15, 2021

Women

U have to respect her 24/7 or u'll be dead

Women=
-Kenny wheres the milk?
-Idk

-BANG. dead.

by saltyphishhhhh! :3 September 7, 2017

Women

Two faces.

Women have two faces and one of them is an asshole.

by Gh9st May 5, 2022

Do not pick on women

Says the guy who works for a company that picks on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez CONSTANTLY! Laughs at crying trans women. Mocks feminists daily.

Daily Wire Guy "WE WERE GOING TO GIVE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO A GUY THE PSYCHOLOGY ABUSES HIS WIFE! WE PICK ON WOMEN ALL THE TIME! BUT DO NOT PICK ON WOMEN.... Because then you're not a GOOD MAN LIKE I AM!"

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Women Drinking Wine

When a woman sees a photo of herself drinking wine, in what is almost certainly a sexual scenario with a suitor of ill repute, and pretends she isn’t the woman drinking wine.

Becky looked at the photo of a bottle, held erect in the air, with a firm full mouth grip, and scantily clad Becky drank from, as Raul’s heart raced, knowing she was emotionally in turmoil and could be manipulated “that’s a women drinking wine” said Becky.

by Third Leg Chuck July 22, 2022

Women Kissing

When two women kiss. An action often shared between two "females" who enjoy the sensation of the other's lips pressed against their own.

The following is what women kissing sounds like:
Woman 1: I am a lesbian we should totally kiss and junk.
Woman 2: okay.

by Men_Kissing_Enjoyer February 3, 2024