1. The bus is 7 minutes late?! BIG WHACK!
2.
A: Do you have chocolate ice cream?
B: No but we have vanilla
C: BIG WHACK!
2.
A: Do you have chocolate ice cream?
B: No but we have vanilla
C: BIG WHACK!
by californiafoo July 5, 2025

Refers to those dumb-a** water-saver spigots with push-to-operate valves dat gradually rise back up and stop da water-flow after a ridiculously short time, obliging you to keep "bashing da buttons" every few seconds while trying to wash your hands or fill your drinking-cup.
One fairly-simple way to keep Whack-A-Mole faucets running continuously is to slap da "H" and "C" valves alternately, and always doing so before da currently-running one stops flowing; this causes both valves to stay open more of da time, allowing for an uninterrupted flow of water from da spout.
by QuacksO August 24, 2023

A term used within the Italian American population, typically in the metro Chicago area. Typically used to describe someone who has a lack of intelligence of nearly historic proportions (along with a slightly abnormal psychological issue) who seems to make it their job to have everyone note how truly "fucked up" they are.
Something is going to have to be done about that freaking stroonz Tony ..... he never stops whack jobbing everything .... no matter how simple the situation!
Tony's chronic whack jobbing behavior earned him the reputation as a complete fucktard.
Tony's chronic whack jobbing behavior earned him the reputation as a complete fucktard.
by Chicago Mobwife August 18, 2012

by PapaRock864 July 13, 2010

A makeshift cutting or stabbing weapon, commonly manufactured clandestinely in a jail or prison using commonly available items or contraband. Also known as a shiv, shank, banger, etc. A term used in the Pennsylvania prisons.
Yo you better go hide that whack somewhere because I heard the CERT team is coming.
I’m about to go buy a whack off the Puerto Rican bul
Ronnie just got poked up by 2 young buls with whacks
I’m about to go buy a whack off the Puerto Rican bul
Ronnie just got poked up by 2 young buls with whacks
by M_R8 December 6, 2022

by spud the potatoe September 5, 2016
