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Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off)

1. A variated Commencement of male masturbation that involves the application of hot melted wax directly to the genital skin and the areas surrounding the genitalia

2. Handjobs or hand jiggers are approved substitutions for masturbation in this assumed context.
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The Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off)manifest itself and namesake after Ralph Machios karate kid co stars esteemed characters quote "wax on wax off" was successfully etched into the minds of our collective social consciousness that creates a space where people are eager for reruns and for a repackaged version . applying a spelling variation to the 2nd appearance of the word wax which is also the 3rd word of the 4 word quote. This alternate version is pronounced the exact same way but are processed with exact opposition. originally a progressive pathway for channeling precision and concentration into all things starting with the mundane and ascending from there
"Wax on .. whacks off" on the other hand is pleasure sought through the mental strength acquired through my self assertion of being able to endure and suffer and train pain into an already compromised temple . If applied in reality of rhe literal instead the suggestion to imagine it a certain way to have a reason to slap yourself in the knee
by Pseudonym cum poop August 13, 2024
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Whack fuck

It when you whack off to make it hard before fuckin your cart mate. Don’t want your cart mate thinking you weren’t excited for the game
Ryman never played whack fuck before and now the whole group knows.
by anonymous April 17, 2025
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Whack

Cash... a heavy stack, like a lot of it.
I took a banded stack of cash out of my safe, threw it on down on the table... the sound it made was "whack"

I didn't want to deal with banks and taxes, so I bought the car with cash, all in one "whack".
by MAXXHEW May 18, 2024
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Chilly Whacked

Adjective / Expression

When someone gets hit with an unexpected wave of emotional coldness — not cruel, but still cutting. It’s the feeling of being lightly ignored, brushed off, or left hanging without explanation.
It’s not meant to harm, but it hurts a little anyway.

Used humorously to describe a chill in the air between people, whether it’s romantic, friendly, or social.

Made famous by Lil’ Big Brother, “Chilly Whacked” began as a playful phrase describing how a person feels after receiving a cold response or silent treatment.
It blends “chilly” (cold, distant) with “whacked” (hit suddenly), creating a term for those quiet emotional slaps that sting without meaning to.
She left my message on read for two days. Man, I’m straight-up Chilly Whacked.

It’s not that he was rude — just frosty. Total Chilly Whack vibes.

We laughed about it later, but yeah… it kinda Chilly Whacked me at the time.
by Damn Bunny October 10, 2025
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