Bird Derby

Alternate name for banging a bitch good and proper - riding a bird like you are in the Kentucky Derby

Mane A: "How did you go with your date last night brother?"
Mane B: "Brother I got some mad Bird Derby, bitch was thirsty!"

by King Deezus January 2, 2017

fucking birds

Commonly used in the Philadelphia and South Jersey as antonym of 'Go Birds' to describe both the negatives of everyday life and the Philadelphia Eagles. Most effectively used when shouted at a

"Sorry your mother passed. Fucking birds, huh?"

"Fucking Birds- run the ball!"

" How about them Fucking Birds last night."

by Homerisadope October 3, 2020

bird tricks

The subtle scheming of females against males, particularly girlfiends against boyfriends. The ultimate aim is to mentall castrate them and gain their complete control.

Example: Cant go on the lads whatsapp chat, my bird will see ive been online

Cant go on the lads whatsapp chat, my bird will see ive been online, classic bird tricks

Cant come out Saturday night boys, my bird arranged a meal for then on Monday morning, typical bird tricks

by Ya Boy JBoy June 21, 2017

bird seeds

The worst food to ever be invented on Earth. Mainly hated by birds like Wingy, this food is disgusting, dry, and plainly noob. If you eat bird seeds, you're a noob.

"Hey I got food!"
"Oh really? What did you get?"
"I got the newest flavor of bird seeds!"
"You filthy disgusting noob."

by Sir Jeffrier June 9, 2021

bird bathed

when you get so drunk you take the skin from your ballsack and strech it so it forms a basin in which you pour alcohol into it and get your mate to drink it.

friend one - My head's killing me, what happened last night?
friend two - you got so smashed that you bird bathed and friend three drank from it
friend one - FML

by xKinkyKittenx September 14, 2017

Hurt Bird

A female/male that had been emotional hurt and post sad statuses and/or relationship hate post on social media.

Catherine: Hey my boyfriend and I are going out later.

Beatrice: Men are such trash,Man is shit

Catharine:Damn Beatrice you're such a hurt bird

by Triniguy591 May 31, 2019

gummy birding

The act of inserting a gummy worm into the anus one color deep and having someone remove it orally. Usually performed after using a large quantity of cocaine.

I totally let her go gummy birding on me last night.we used all the lemon lime ones

by Toxic platypus May 23, 2016