sweet surprise

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My Friend:Do you want to have a sweet surprise?
Me: Yes, of course
My Friend: *laughs deeply*

by dashengxiao February 27, 2021

The Pulitzer Surprise

The highest award in journalism; getting assassinated by the CIA

Did you hear about Tom?

Oh yeah... He got the Pulitzer Surprise

by Churchpewpew May 16, 2023

Blumpkin Surprise

When a person uses a bathroom stall glory hole, while positioning themselves just right so they can defecate into the toilet next to them while recieving favors through said glory hole.

John walked into the stall with the sole intention of a number two, but the inviting voice from the other side of the stall's glory hole was too much for him, and he found himself caught in the midst of a blumpkin surprise.

by Kilroywashere March 7, 2011

bakers surprise

When you suck frosting out of your women's ass. Preferably chocolate. The surprise is not knowing if it's chocolate frosting or shit.

Gave my girl the old bakers surprise last night. Everything was going well till I tasted poo poo butter!

by ha26 March 2, 2015

sex by surprise

A crime in Sweden punishable by $700 fine. What Julian Assange is charged with, prompting the EU to issue an Interpol Red Notice, making Assange one of the most wanted criminals in Europe.

When the condom broke, Assange didn't inspect it fast enough, resulting in the crime of, 'sex by surprise'.

by marybethjones December 8, 2010

Superman Surprise

The act of having doggy style sex with a woman while wearing the work attire of Clark Kent. Then, unknowingly to the woman, and while still inside her, the man undresses to reveal a full Superman outfit, including a cape. He ejaculates and she turns around to be surprised by the man of steel himself.

I almost gave this bitch a heart attack when I gave her the Superman Surprise. She turned around and saw my cape flowing in the wind, then slapped me in the face.

by JamesBondage October 30, 2010

Surprise Sex

Surprise Sex is when you have sex when you least expect it and it wasn't originally planned out.

Me and Joe walk home after a long night at the bar and enter the apartment knocked up. Unexpectedly Joe pulls me onto the bed and begins to strip down morning for me to do the same. Surprise Sex wasn't on my agenda but I don't mind adding it!;)

by Shortafpineappl3 February 5, 2018