Eyeful Tower

An incredibly tall ... and monumental ... penis that compels its visitors to cum visit it over and over again at first sight.

She couldn't afford to travel to France, but her boy toy's Eyeful Tower always made her scream "Oui!"

by Arnie Grape December 25, 2022

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Trina Tower

the act of being absolutely stunning and GORGEOUS!!!! the coolest and sexiest person you'll ever meet and the rest cant be put into words:)

nothing can compare to Trina Tower therefore no examples :)

by Ty Wildmo October 23, 2011

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big bruh tower

a boy who loves sucking on bbc

Big bruh tower just sucked me off last night, his head is so good

by The Small Tower Hycubing July 7, 2024

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A wife who’s completely fed up with you playing softball, mostly all week, only to hear the news you’re about to break… the boys need you to play catcher & bat 9th… on your 1 day off when you’re suppose to be with the family…

Hey Dart, can you come play tonight at Melas?

Dart: Let me check with The Tower.

by proLLLLL March 2, 2022

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Alton Towers

A Theme Park located in Alton (A.K.A the middle of nowhere) that is home to many record breaking rides. Some really popular rides at Alton Towers that if you havent heard of, you are expected to have either lost yourself in a forest for a few hundred years or you are just dumb as fuck. These rides are known as; The Smiler, the first 14-inversion rollercoaster. Oblivion, first “vertical drop” coaster (87.5° at its steepest). There is also enterprise and spinjam. Those rides are just fillers because Alton Towers decided the wanted a Fair in the middle of there theme park. In conclusion Alton Towers is either really shitty or the best theme park you will set foot on. It all depends on if you go on a day with okay operators or knobs.

Poor soul “i went to alton towers yesterday and the operator looked like the tip of a chode and took 3 minutes to set us off in the wickerman.”

Friend “you poor, poor, soul”

by Slimyundercookednyquillchicken August 6, 2023

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dump tower

'Trump Tower', NYC, was briefly renamed to 'Dump Tower' on Google Maps worldwide on the 27th of November 2016. This caused the meltdown of the Twittersphere.

Was Google behind this? Probably.

Jono, did you see Dump Tower on Google Maps earlier! What a laugh!

by JN7 November 27, 2016

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