Ping Smurfing

Verb-The act of playing on a server located far from your actual geographic location, resulting in significantly high ping. This high latency can create unintentional advantages by making the player's actions harder to predict or respond to. While some players ping smurf on purpose to exploit this, others do it unknowingly and still claim their performance is based on skill rather than lag.
"ggez scrub"
"mf that wasn't skill you're ping smurfing your ass off."
by Nirvloyd May 08, 2025
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sneaky smurf

A girl that is an undercover hoe. Very sneaky about her fucking/ cheating.
Damn, bro. I should have Nicole she was a sneaky smurf. I mean, all her friends are, I should have known.
by TheyForEverybody June 04, 2017
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Bloody Smurf

When you stick a blue magic marker up your butt till it makes you bleed.
CACR likes to Bloody Smurf themselves while they play evony.
by google34891275897413205 July 10, 2011
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Spegel smurf

När du råkar säga samma sak så skriker någon ”smurf” motståndaren har då en möjlighet att skrika ”spegel smurf” för en comeback, då blir den som ropat smurf drabbad.
T.ex.

-hej
-hej
*samtidigt
-smurf!!!
-spegel smurf!
by Milothesnilo November 15, 2021
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smokin a smurf

The word is originated from the Latin word "Smookin" which means to inhale marijuana that has been rolled in paper. also known as a fat blunt.
smokin a smurf is commonly used as a slang word smoking weed. However the creator of the phrase is unknown is is still widely used.
it is currently illegal to be smokin a smurf
by FrEmXBiggy April 17, 2011
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Smurf Head

When the blood flow to the penis is resticted and the tip turns blue
When he was sleeping I gave Chad a smurf head
by ButterBoiV February 14, 2020
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Smurf Dick

Slang for multi-wire bundles used in residential structured wiring, typically consisting of two RG6 coax cables and two CAT5e Ethernet cables. They're usually blue and a little over half an inch in diameter, hence the name.
Hey Jim, where's that spool of smurf dick? Some dumbass forgot to pull the drop behind the TV in the master bathroom.
by Truckingeek October 20, 2018
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