Lit is short for literature. Or words spoken. When your girlfriend gives out to you and you think she has a fair point you keep her word. Or... Keep her lit!
by spudcrunch December 04, 2021
Not telling your wife/girlfriend about your drug habbit
Keeping your ideals of smoking weed (church) from those who want to tell you what to do (state)
Keeping your ideals of smoking weed (church) from those who want to tell you what to do (state)
by MrSunTan99 April 21, 2010
by ChynaJoe May 27, 2021
dude: dude your shoelaces are untied
other dude: I know it’s cuz it’s keep your shoelaces untied day!
other dude: I know it’s cuz it’s keep your shoelaces untied day!
by jae_jae060 November 13, 2019
1) a threat used by a bomber where they force their hostages to spill out classified information or else they get blown up
2) ironic/satirical statement for when you just want someone to shut up but they keep on blathering on about stuff you don't care about
2) ironic/satirical statement for when you just want someone to shut up but they keep on blathering on about stuff you don't care about
Bank robber: *rips the duct tape off of Karen's mouth* Give me the code to the safe
Karen: *cries* I won't let you do this!!!!
Bank robber: Shut up! Now keep talking and nobody explodes!!
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Her: .......sitting on this balcony and I wanted to talk to him but couldnt but then I drank a glass of wine and I did but ended up talking to another guy who seemed cool and so I blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah........ and we took a selfie together.
Me: *nods head impatiently* Oh ok
Her: oh and which reminds me I also met this other guy--
Me, seething with impatience: Yes..... Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes...... 🙃
Karen: *cries* I won't let you do this!!!!
Bank robber: Shut up! Now keep talking and nobody explodes!!
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Her: .......sitting on this balcony and I wanted to talk to him but couldnt but then I drank a glass of wine and I did but ended up talking to another guy who seemed cool and so I blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah........ and we took a selfie together.
Me: *nods head impatiently* Oh ok
Her: oh and which reminds me I also met this other guy--
Me, seething with impatience: Yes..... Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes...... 🙃
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 22, 2021
When one is racing and is on the outside and on the verge or wrecking, do not decelerate just keep your foot in it dickhead.
by Lp51 October 06, 2021
For us, what has always been at stake is whether we could "keep moving on that stony road", closer to the ideals of our Founders—whether we really could be a country where we are all equal, not only endowed by our Creator with—but in fact living with—the rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
by ASHLEY_A0413 December 11, 2020