Squid finger

Some one with a deformed hand who finds it hard to hold objects without dropping them, used in similar circumstances as butter fingers.

John tries to pick up the glass but drops it on the floor

Peter: nice one squid fingers...

Mike: Have you seen that boy who's in our Sociology class, he's got a bad case of squid fingers

by squidfinger December 1, 2010

FOB finger

A bump/raised hard bit of skin on the side of your finger where you hold a pen/pencil caused by writing for a long time. (like some FOBs do)

Oh my god I have a FOB finger from all the writing I did yesterday!

by FOBby John May 28, 2008

Patsy's Finger

When you befriend a guy with the sole purpose of fucking his sister, you can choose to give him a Patsy's Finger. The process for giving a Patsy's Finger is simple. After fingering his sister, put the guy in a headlock; then, force him to smell your finger covered in his sister's juices. To make it complete, yell, "Patsy's Finger," while he chokes and gags.

Georgie is a fool for thinking I was his real friend. As soon as I got in his sister's pants, I forced him into a Patsy's finger! What an idiot. He cried.

by Philly Jay September 15, 2015

Foot Finger

A toe but for people who don’t know toe

Becky: look it’s a foot finger
Molly: you mean toe, Right?

by ryuisshook June 24, 2018

Witch Finger

the witch finger - the act of beckoning someone with your index finger. Witches often use this gesture saying the words "come closer"
used in the art of female masturbation in an attempt to stimulate female genitalia

he was giving her the old witch finger round the back of the bike sheds

by MC sauceyboy June 16, 2011

God's finger

Term used by certain paedophile members of the Irish clergy to describe their penis when in the company of young boys.

Christian Brother: "Oh look ... God's finger is pointing directly at you. That means you are the chosen one".
Young boy: "I'm scared".

by Kaiser1 July 19, 2014

finger grazing

Touching all the mints before choosing one.

Don't eat the Altoids. I caught Mike finger grazing them in your office.

by binghamtonjones February 7, 2014