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Slovenian diving board

The act of pouring moldy milk on someone’s chest so it trickles down and the chunks drip of the penis.
Connor:“I gave paul a Slovenian diving board!”
Fred:”yo no way me too!”
by PaulieDonaldson April 8, 2024
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Dive-Scoop

To make a motion with one's arm, typically the right arm, that looks like scooping up a scoop of ice cream. Typically accompanied by a very corny expression to indicate sarcastic over enthusiasm.

To execute the perfect Dive-Scoop:
1. Make a loose fist, like holding an ice cream scooper

2. Bring it all the way down in an upside down "C" formation

3. Bring it back up, with a bent elbow

4. Deliver the withering corny 50's like smile (it should look a lot like the iconic "How about a nice cup of shut the f*ck up?" picture)
Sure, I'll take out the trash mom, even though it's my little brother's job and he never does it *dive-scoop*

Of course I want to eat dirt *dive-scoop*

Sure, go ahead and take my last piece of gum *dive scoop*

Having a grand old time! *dive scoop*
by Crimson_Belladona May 18, 2010
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Scottish snorkel dive

When you go down on a girl with a tie clip on your nose and accidentally rip out parts of her uterus...
I gave the Mrs a Scottish snorkel dive last night and had to pick the remnants of her uterian wall off my tie clip afterwards
by Electric jacko October 5, 2019
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Diving liveaboard

A diving liveaboard is a medium to small size cruise boat ( until 150 passengers) on which divers can cruise to diving sites that are often unaccessible to day trip diving cruises.
Our diving liveaboard was definitely the most comfortable way to dive in areas where we were able to see whale sharks, hammer heads, coral reef and beautiful shipwrecks without having to commute to a resort! We spent the whole day diving!
by LiveAboard.com July 5, 2017
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duvet diving

The act of going under the covers to perform oral sex on your partner.
Alex is going to go duvet diving tonight!!
by anonymous November 23, 2023
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dive bomb monkey plunge

Dive bomb monkey plunge is when a partner stands on the high end of the couch and jumps down onto the participating partner in pile drive position inserting cock.
I was so high up on the Dive Bomb Monkey Plunge I was lucky that I was able to hit the hole.
by MuddyBottoms May 8, 2022
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Russian Dive

When you reach back to wipe your ass, and your hand slips and splashes into the poopy toilet water.
My sleeve is wet because I did a Russian Dive a few minutes ago.

That Russian Dive totally made my wrist smell like crap.
by The Roshh January 26, 2020
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