Where you use a straw or swizzle-stick to probe down into da big “scuba”* ice cream in yer cone to determine if da diner’s soda-jerk remembered to include yer prize at da bottom, or to check and see if there is indeed a delightful sticky-creamy chocolate-fudge center.
*Apologies to Abbot & Costello for swipin’ their joke here. :P
*Apologies to Abbot & Costello for swipin’ their joke here. :P
Redneck psychologist: I’ve found that one of the best --- and least painful/intrusive --- ways to determine if a client has obsessive-compulsive tendencies is to take him out for ice cream at a fast-food joint that offers a fun little prize down inside the cone, and then I simply observe whether my client performs a “scuba-diving” action before he finishes the ice cream.
by QuacksO September 15, 2018
Get the scuba-divingmug. by AquariusTae November 23, 2021
Get the Dive Inmug. When a "crack addict" takes a shit, and is out of crack so he/she reaches into the toilet and picks apart her/his feces in order to get the morsels of leftover crack and re-use them.
Guy 1: "Yo where's Matty? I got some dope shit he should try"
Guy 2: "Aw fuck man you just missed him, he went to the bathroom. Probably in there getting ready to do the dive"
Guy 2: "Aw fuck man you just missed him, he went to the bathroom. Probably in there getting ready to do the dive"
by TheNewt June 14, 2019
Get the The divemug. Is a way to jump and land on the front. First used in Call of duty: Black ops. It's a gamer expression
by SunsetWings April 28, 2011
Get the Dolphine Divemug. the appropriate response to a dinner guest who gullibly responds to an obviously false statement.
Is often accompanied by a brief diving motion with one hand.
Is often accompanied by a brief diving motion with one hand.
- "and Peter Shilton was only 5 feet 6 inches tall before he stretched himself"
- "really? you can't tell from the television"
- "wee dive"
- "really? you can't tell from the television"
- "wee dive"
by Fred Quimby II June 25, 2005
Get the wee divemug. A creative way of telling someone to kill themselves!
If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.
If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.
Person 1: *Does something annoying or stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!
by LordJenal July 2, 2023
Get the Scuba dive the Titanicmug. The Act of Passing out during a night of heavy partying and falling face first on to the floor a perfect ten is recieved when the arm and hands are not used to break ones fall.
Dude what happend to your face? Where you out sidewalk diving?
Did you see that ? That Chick to a perfect ten sidewalk dive on the dance floor.
Did you see that ? That Chick to a perfect ten sidewalk dive on the dance floor.
by Skin Chizzler June 9, 2011
Get the Sidewalk Divingmug.