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Dan and Shay

Used in place of bad words and when you get super excited. Instead of “Damn, Gina”, it’s “Dan and Shay!” Or “Yo bro look what I just picked up!” “Dan and Shay that’s nice!”
One bro jumped in the pool over granpappys head and the other bro yelled “Dan and Shay that was cool!!”
by WTFunny September 18, 2020
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Pulling-a-dan

Being a complete snake
Oh grace I’m totally-pulling-a-dan
by Dhiedjdjsoksdj March 27, 2020
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dan mellor

dan mellor only has one ball haha
by josh downes March 21, 2022
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dan and carl

Two Homosexual dickheads, who do nothing but put eachother's meat sticks in their butthole and eat fruit milk while they 'nae nae' all day.
"eY lad, do you happen to know dan and carl?"
"yE fuck i do, They were in the twin towers when bush bombed em up"
"good on em"
by fuckpoo69 October 27, 2015
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dan's girlfriend

A girl so large that she is the universe.
AKA DGF
"Hey dude, would you date the hottest gay guy ever, or Dan's girlfriend?"
"Well, Dan's Girlfriend is the universe, so I'd be dating both regardless."
by Tigh November 1, 2017
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dan beers

has adhd, alcoholism, and lives with his grandma. Bad dental hygiene, and probably owes you child support. The best friend you'll ever have.
by rewesyratinas December 3, 2018
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Dirty Dan

When your banging someone with a really bad yeast infection and end up with a dick disease
Yo did you hear jimmy still fucked that chick with a yeast infection?
Yeah, he’s a real dirty dan.
by Hippityhophead December 5, 2020
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