Booty Seizure

When a woman (or feminine man) girates there gluteus maximus in such a way that resembles a person having a seizure standing upright. At first glance it seems to be a pretty sexy dance move, but upon closer inspection the individual looks quite uncomfortable like they're vigorously shaking an extremely clingy shitlock off of of they assbeard.

A: Hey Secretia. Check out that crazy bootch havin a fit on the dance flo.
B: Damn Laqueefa! That bitch might really be sick or some shit.
A: Nah, she just be havin a massive booty seizure!

C: Michaella are you up for a brief jaunt down to the local disco, I feel a booty seizure coming on.
D: Why yes Bruce, but you must not forget to bring your dance helmet in case you go full on seize and land flat on your perfect little Shnoz.
C:(Poot)

by Dr. Rockwell March 20, 2010

cereal booty

A booty that is so good and big that you can eat cereal out of it (even if it falls in the anus then you would still eat it)
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Damn Tyrone, that girl had a cereal booty.

by Cerealeater69 June 21, 2017

Booty love

The act of having love and/or making love to the booty.

Im meeting up with Tamika for some Booty love tonight.

by Dfaltinertia January 17, 2015

J Booty

A girl's undesirable butt shaped like the letter 'J'. Contrary to a desirable butt shaped like the letter 'C'

"Did you see the J booty on that chick?"

by gremlinhands August 13, 2009

office booty

Adjective. A girl who works in the office too long and from sitting a lot, gets a large but attractive ass.

That girl, kim, on the 2nd floor has very nice "office booty".

by evilvillans March 10, 2007

booty fungus

The crust that develops around the anus from not wiping correctly.

When billy mooned us, everyone laughed at all the booty fungus he had.

by joey gallinal November 5, 2007

big booty

An overly large backside, which often causes sexual excitement in others.

Every time I look at her big booty, all I want to do is feel it smothering my face.

by www.flamepillar.com August 17, 2003