skinny sexual

Another word for bi: when a girl is actually a lesbian but appreciates that guys could possibly be vaguely attractive in a far-off alternate universe.

Britney: "Why is she looking at him like that? I thought she was a lesbian!"

Sam: "Oh, it's okay. She's only skinny sexual."

by BrittBrittBritt July 11, 2014

A Skinny

A person that is obnoxious and annoying while making unfunny sexual jokes and has the charm of making you uncomfortable.They cannot comprehend the fact that they're just too idiotic for everyone else in the discussion

Hanako is such A Skinny

by Plushie_UwU June 6, 2020

bud skinny

another term for bud light used in suffolk county, long island

what u drinking tonight ? bud heavy?

Nah man i got the bud skinnyies tn

by the kegofrp October 2, 2010

Skinny Redneck

Typically a skinny and circumcised penis in which the skin before the helmet of the penis is red

"Dude I just got done beating my skinny redneck to some hardcore porn"

"My skinny redneck is hard after seeing that girls' fine ass"

by DeadBeatPenis March 24, 2017

skinny guy

A man without much muscle or fat, typically packing a huge cock

"I hooked up with that skinny guy yesterday, and my god, was he hung!"
"It's true, skinny guys always have the biggest dicks."

by justalilguy November 7, 2023

Bald and Skinny

A cocktail for the man who’s lost his hair but not his edge. Consists of whiskey (to remind you of your rugged youth), ginger beer and soda water (because metabolism is a myth after 30), and a squeeze of lime (for zest, because life sure isn’t giving you any).

It’s half bold, half bubbly, and 100% proof that you can be smooth up top and still spicy below.

Axel slammed his empty glass on the bar and shouted, “I said I wanted a Bald and Skinny, not to argue with one!” — right before squaring up with the actual bald, skinny bartender who’d just cut him off.

by BrianEatWorld June 25, 2025

Skinny Dicking

When a man is thrusting a very skinny woman causing a a small bulge to appear mainly in the stomach area.

Girl: Is that an alien popping out?
Guy: Nope, just Skinny Dicking.

Girl: Damn that some good dick.

by SirTwinkleToes November 24, 2017