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forrest shrimp

a shrimp from the forrest but not really... only cuz its in his name or gender or speciese. they travel in packs and they are really small... they like to crawl on people so youll no if you have them on you if you feel a tickle on your pickle.
by affenfladdoocklesnecdk June 14, 2010
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shrimping

the act of putting shrimp in one's property or belonging
No one was found guilty of shrimping Connor's bathtub.
by aspark June 14, 2021
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Shrimping

When a man ejaculates in the arse and gets a straw and sucks it out
Hay babe wanna try shrimping tonight? I got new straws.
by Zea-Zee June 24, 2021
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Shrimp Cocktail

An act in which multiple males with small penises (below 4 inches) enact intercourse with a menstruating female. (Not unique to the human species.)
Guy 1: "Hey boys, y'all want to gang up on that hottie?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, she's on her period."
Guy 1: "Don't worry, we'll just make it a Shrimp Cocktail!"

Stacy "Did you hear about Mary? She got gangbanged last night.."
Stacy 2 "Really? I thought she was on her period!"
Stacy "Exactly, they made it a shrimp cocktail."
by c0mradekast February 4, 2019
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Shrimp Fritter

Is when a Circus Midget goes to the concession stand and finds a curly fry on the ground and sticks his 1 inch dick in it and tops it off with his own vomit made up of peach schnapps & tomato juice . Then proceeds to go around the audience shoving his Shrimp Fritter in women's mouths
Trailer Trash drunk whore :" I am so hungry from being at this circus ..." Circus Midget : " Here you go you whore , chow down on this Shrimp Fritter "
by Big Dick Nik October 6, 2022
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Shrimp

1. gorg face but ugly body
2. ugly face but gorg body
That one girl on tiktok is a shrimp”
by 1422<333 January 2, 2023
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shrimp

shrimps can grow up to 6-8 inches. Shrimps have a great personality, are funny, and if you were a person, they would be your best friend/boyfriend. Some may seem small but once you really get into them, you'll really like them. The natural seasoning is fresh from wherever you may get them from because as they say it's not about the wave of the ocean its about the motion of the ocean. I love all shrimps and would never discriminate, and in my personal opinion i like shrimps more then sharks.
by hugeman121241 April 26, 2022
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