dirty sandwich

a dirty sandwich is simply two pieces of bread, meat of your choice, cheese, and "homemade" mayo which is ejaculated onto one piece of bread.

"Dude, she ate my dirty sandwich!"
"Niiiice"

by Titsmcgrit June 29, 2011

Intransigence Sandwich

A situation where you're attempting to mediate 2 parties and both of them are being difficult to work with and blaming you instead of recognizing you as the only reasonable person attempting to help them both meet their objectives,

Trying to schedule 2 executives at different companies for a meeting and their being impossible and contradictory to jeopardize the meeting that allegedly "important" to both. The "scheduler" is caught in an Intransigence Sandwich.

by montelwilliams January 22, 2015

idiot sandwich

a term used to further annunciate the idiocy of a person while holding the persons face between two pieces of wonder bread

gordon ramsey: “what are you!”
poor chef contestant: “an idiot sandwich”

by carpetlover164 October 11, 2021

Greased Sandwich

A form of group intercourse involving 3 or more men whereby the participants engage each other simultaneously so as to form a stack, or sandwich.

Yeah, Me, Ben and Gazza had a Greased Sandwich the other night.

by CraizyCraig3 May 19, 2017

Leaderboard Sandwich

noun.
a sandwich. made of leaderboard. a leaderboard sandwich.

a term used in online gaming when 2 friends are on either side of the leaderboard from someone they wish to spite.

top frag: "hey 2nd player, we're making a sandwich!"
bottom frag: "a leaderboard sandwich!"

by ItsPeachy December 31, 2022

dry sandwich

A non moist version of a sandwich which usually contain no butter and gives long stares into the abyss that is your life

Look at Jacob, he's such a dry sandwich!

by That_sandwich_person May 24, 2018

Slutty Sandwich

A delicious sandwich likely due to increase ones risk of heart attack due to an extreme amount of grease, ranch, bbq sauce, or other dankness. It is generally sloppy, reserved for both open and closet fatties.

Bill "Yo, that looks like a really slutty sandwich"
Ted "Word, i think I'm gonna need to take a nap after this"
Bill "you are such a fatty"

by Son of Scanwich March 30, 2010