Chode - A penis/person wider than it is long. Chodes are usually by the name, Sam Roberts and Samuel L. Jackson. They are Chodes because they eat a lot and refrain from doing physical activity. Also known as Tank Sam.
Sam means the name of one person who is - Super At Masterbation and is a Sexually Attractive Male.
Sam means the name of one person who is - Super At Masterbation and is a Sexually Attractive Male.
My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode.
That guy is such a Chode Sam.
That guy is such a Chode Sam.
by Jhbrag August 22, 2011
Get the Chode Sam mug.A "Sam" is a basic white boy who is really hot, but he never responds to your text messages and partakes dry texting constantly. Hence the name, Sam Syndrome.
Person 1: HEY QUEEN! I HAVE A CRUSH ON THIS CUTE GUY BUT HE'S GOT SAM SYNDROME
Person 2: Ugh it's so common these days! It's like everyone has it!
Person 2: Ugh it's so common these days! It's like everyone has it!
by znon_productions April 3, 2023
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Taskia and Sam the best combination
Such a HOT couple
Sam is a year younger than taskia
Taskia is such a hottie to sam
Taskia and Sam the best combination
Such a HOT couple
Sam is a year younger than taskia
Taskia is such a hottie to sam
OMG did you see taskia and sam at the canteen sam was so close to her its like he WANTS IT.
Sammy pants and taskia up the tree K - I - S - S - I - N - G
Sammy pants and taskia up the tree K - I - S - S - I - N - G
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He thinks hes so hot but he looks like a musty crusty dusty rusty husty rat that had found his moms bleach the day before (if he even has one😨).
He also obtained 0 bitches throughout his life and is only attracted to being a fucking dickhead (he probably sucks his head off too because hes REALLY gay) that’s probably why his dad, grandad, mom, grandma, siblings, uncle, aunt, great nan, great grandad and cousins left - rip bozo, L ratio.
He thinks hes so hot but he looks like a musty crusty dusty rusty husty rat that had found his moms bleach the day before (if he even has one😨).
He also obtained 0 bitches throughout his life and is only attracted to being a fucking dickhead (he probably sucks his head off too because hes REALLY gay) that’s probably why his dad, grandad, mom, grandma, siblings, uncle, aunt, great nan, great grandad and cousins left - rip bozo, L ratio.
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