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qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,.1234567890@#$&*()’”%-+=/;:€£¥_^[]{}§|~…\<>!?

The entire English keyboard!
Type when you have nothing better to do and tried everything else.
1 minute of life your not getting back.
“I was so bored I typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,.1234567890@#$&*()’”%-+=/;:€£¥_^{}§|~…\<>!? into google.”

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm`1234567890-=~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?;'[]\| 

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qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm`1234567890-=~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?;'\|

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,.1234567890@#$&*()'"%-+=/;:,.€£¥_^[]{}§|~…\<>!? 

When you’re so fucking bored that you get out your iPad/iPhone keyboard and type all the letters in order and then go to the number section and type all those keys in order and then go to the symbol section and type all those keys in order. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Friend 1: I’m bored
Friend 2: Type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and see what you end up with.
Friend 1: I did that already.
Friend 1: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,.1234567890@#$&*()'"%-+=/;:,.€£¥_^{}§|~…\<>!?
Friend 2: *starts hyperventilating*

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm`1234567890-=[]\;',./?><":|}{+_)(*&^%$#@!~mnbvcxzlkhgfdsapoiuytrewq 

you were bored out of your mind for the past 40 minutes so you typed every single damn typable character on your keyboard I'll guarantee you have typed:
qwertyuiop
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkhgfdsapoiuytreq
qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
mbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjklzxcvbnm,./
qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\
etc
you: I'm bored
friend: type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm`1234567890-=\;',./?><":|}{+_)(*&^%$#@!~mnbvcxzlkhgfdsapoiuytrewq!
im bored as fuck and i want to die so i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm`1234567890-=\;',./?><":|}{+_)(*&^%$#@!~mnbvcxzlkhgfdsapoiuytrewq

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba 

i know i keep saying this, but for real this time...
THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!! You need to find something to do! You did the classic qwerty keyboard thingy, then you did it backward, then vertically forward and backward (qazwsx... and plokmijn...) then you did the abc's forward and backward. Wow. You clearly are bored!!! (: Go outside, it's going to be in the nineties today. :)
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm (times 100) 

Well you have officially angered the gods, you can now only say qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm (times 100) anytime you try and say anything it will only be that. You have done this to yourself.
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm (times 100) means you are dead

John: Hey Sarah want to go out for dinner
Sarah: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm (times 100)
John: not you too...
everyone else: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm (times 100)