Queef Cheeks

The out reaches of the vibrating labia when a woman passes gas through her vagina.

She tried to hold it until her meeting was over, but she couldn't and the aftershock tickled her queef cheeks

by robbie dobbers February 23, 2010

Queef Burrito

Noun: A ripe and aged vaginal fart, wrapped tightly in a La Favorita brand tortilla and grilled. Usually served with Maxi-Nachos. Often used as an insult when "cunt" is insificiant.

Queef Burrito Example 1:

Me: Man, Jimmy is a real douche nozzle.
Jack: Yeah, let's serve him a Queef Burrito.

Queef Burrito Example 2:

Me: Hey yo, do you smell something?
Jack: Yeah, Jimmy just walked into the room.
Me: What a fucking Queef Burrito.
Jack: Damn bud, that's harsh.

by mattis1121 August 06, 2008

queef nuggett

a blood clot that excretes from the vagina during a queef (during a female menstrual period)

Mary so nasty, i put it in her pussy and that queef nuggett come out all over my stomach.

by tkillah August 15, 2007

Queefing Beauty

(noun) Slang- a phrase coined from the infamous slutty fairy tale princess Sleeping Beauty. While Sleeping Beauty slept uncontrollably, one who is a "queefing beauty" queefs unctrollably like rytas after having sex with his "girlfriend". Not meant as an insult but more as a descriptive device that evades having to say "my girlfriend farts through her vagina a freakin' lot!".

Guy 1: Whoa, that dang rytas was at it again last night!

Guy 2: Dude, i know, i heard her queefs in the middle of the night.

Guy 1: Holy christwagons! She's a Queefing Beauty!

by Fire Arr0w22 March 28, 2007

E-Queef

a picture, video (or a real!) queef sent by e-mail

I just got an e-queef in my hotmail account from my girlfriend

by Redfoxx April 18, 2003

Poopy Queef

An extremely explosive pussy fart of such magnitude that it is difficult to determine its orifice of origin. It is usually accompanied by the presence of faecal matter and pungent foul odour.

So I was bangin this chick last night and she had a massive poopy queef, there was shit everywhere but I swear it came from her minge.

by Talandriuh Watkins January 02, 2010

reverse queef

breathing in a girls queef and blowing it back in her mouth

a reverse queef is where you blow air into your moms vagina and then cup your mouth around the hole, she queefs into your mouth, you close your lips and blow it back into her mouth.

by Darren Ingledew March 04, 2011