Noun: A ripe and aged vaginal fart, wrapped tightly in a La Favorita brand tortilla and grilled. Usually served with Maxi-Nachos. Often used as an insult when "cunt" is insificiant.
Queef Burrito Example 1:
Me: Man, Jimmy is a real douche nozzle.
Jack: Yeah, let's serve him a Queef Burrito.
Queef Burrito Example 2:
Me: Hey yo, do you smell something?
Jack: Yeah, Jimmy just walked into the room.
Me: What a fucking Queef Burrito.
Jack: Damn bud, that's harsh.
Me: Man, Jimmy is a real douche nozzle.
Jack: Yeah, let's serve him a Queef Burrito.
Queef Burrito Example 2:
Me: Hey yo, do you smell something?
Jack: Yeah, Jimmy just walked into the room.
Me: What a fucking Queef Burrito.
Jack: Damn bud, that's harsh.
by mattis1121 October 1, 2008
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Get the queef nuggett mug.(noun) Slang- a phrase coined from the infamous slutty fairy tale princess Sleeping Beauty. While Sleeping Beauty slept uncontrollably, one who is a "queefing beauty" queefs unctrollably like rytas after having sex with his "girlfriend". Not meant as an insult but more as a descriptive device that evades having to say "my girlfriend farts through her vagina a freakin' lot!".
Guy 1: Whoa, that dang rytas was at it again last night!
Guy 2: Dude, i know, i heard her queefs in the middle of the night.
Guy 1: Holy christwagons! She's a Queefing Beauty!
Guy 2: Dude, i know, i heard her queefs in the middle of the night.
Guy 1: Holy christwagons! She's a Queefing Beauty!
by Fire Arr0w22 April 2, 2007
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Get the E-Queef mug.An extremely explosive pussy fart of such magnitude that it is difficult to determine its orifice of origin. It is usually accompanied by the presence of faecal matter and pungent foul odour.
So I was bangin this chick last night and she had a massive poopy queef, there was shit everywhere but I swear it came from her minge.
by Talandriuh Watkins January 1, 2010
Get the Poopy Queef mug.a reverse queef is where you blow air into your moms vagina and then cup your mouth around the hole, she queefs into your mouth, you close your lips and blow it back into her mouth.
by Darren Ingledew March 18, 2011
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