Patchens

A person who is smart, kind, beautiful, not ugly, likes kids, and is the opposite of everything i jus said

Wow u such a patchens.

by dtbchriss August 15, 2022

Patches Ito

Patches ito is a Dalmatian from a game called “Purrfect Apawcalypse” which is really good btw

He’s the main antagonist of all the games.
He seems to be a polite and charming person but he’s really a manipulative murderer.
He’s the EX boyfriend of Angel Grimalkin.
A lot of people have a crush on him. Or almost a lot.
He’s a Dalmatian, if it wasn’t that obvious.
He also ends up body swapping with his EX.

This was written by an idiot.

Person 1: Patches ito is hot
Person 2: he will fucking kill you

by Patcherssiito September 27, 2022

Pitchforky

The feeling you get when you realize how much the ultra wealthy are messing up your life.

“Looking at the price of real estate around here makes me feel pitchforky.

by Phoebetrauma June 25, 2023

office pitching wedge

this is the guy that only makes the call, the play, the decision when the answer is so near, so close, so obvious ... you can practically see the answer, writings on the wall.

Jackson: Really, are you sure you want to go with it now that even the mail boy can make the decision, you're such the office pitching wedge.
Murphy : Right on brother, right on.

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009

cabbage patch dimples

The lower back dimples on an extremely fit young female.

John: Damn son that chick is hot.
Bob: Yeah man, it's those cabbage patch dimples

by 1440 April 12, 2009

soulless patch

the clean shaven area just under the lip. It is often surrounded by a goatee or found below a cookie duster.

shave off that soul patch bro, the soulless patch is the way to go.

by greatlakestony August 30, 2009

Slow Pitcher

A Poo That Takes Ages To Leave The Anus.

John was on the Toilet for an hour, he was faced by a Slow Pitcher.

by Steve Nichols October 8, 2010