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Spider monkey position

when you have your woman grip the doorframe with her fingers and toes while you hand from a pull up bar located above said door. Then wrap your keys around her waist and proceed to thrust
We tried so new stuff bro. She was begging for the spider monkey position
by Bodybaby August 21, 2025
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Rothschild Position

The Rothschild Position is a sexual position where the woman/sub will dress as a homeless person and lay on the floor crying. Then the man/dom will get fully nude and begin rubbing money over themselves as they moan in pleasure over the woman/sub.
Male: "Hey babe we should try the Rothschild Position!"
by NAVodka May 28, 2024
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Positives

Her ass has herpes, I bet she on Meet Positives tryn to get more herpes.
by Myshitiches July 25, 2017
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The Sienna Position

A sex position commonly found in orgies with more than 10 participants where they form the name Sienna with their bodies either upright or on the floor during different forms of coitus. This position, while called the Sienna Position, can be performed with other names and combined with other positions such as The Amy Position.
"The Sienna Position is one hell of a position it got me pregnant just the other day during our monthly orgy that Amy organises"
"Well there probably won't be another one for a while because I heard Amy got knocked up as well"
by fnv2010 February 13, 2025
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Positive gangster

A businessman who smiles and brings people up and keeps it 100 and doesn't lie unless it's a Noble lie.
Man that guy is really a positive gangster
by R2O September 23, 2022
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Speedbump position

A type of sex position designed to target the g-spot, which is like a simple version of doggy-style where the person would lay on their stomach with a pillow or bolster underneath their hips, which acts like a 'speed bump' and the person who are penetrating them would enter from behind while kneeling and use the person's hips or the surface underneath for support.
The person on top can kneel either in-between the person on the bottom's legs, which will push them further apart allowing deeper penetration (deep enough to hit the g-spot), or straddle them for a less intense angle.
person 1: "I had sex with my S/O last night and we did the speedbump position, it felt amazing."
person 2: "lucky, wish i could try that position with my S/O"
by Shx4d0w July 19, 2022
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The Ouroboros Position

A form of masturbation where you use your own penis to preform sex on yourself. There are 2 different versions of the Ouroboros position. There is Horizontal Ouroboros and there is Vertical Ouroboros.

Horizontal Ouroboros can be done if your penis (easier if its flaccid) is long enough to wrap around your body and enter your own anus. This can also be called self anal.

Vertical Ouroboros can be done if you are flexible enough to bend to your pelvic region and preform oral sex on your own penis. This can also be called self oral.

This was a term created by the Youtuber and Twitch streamer named Coffantasy. The reason why he has thought of this is unknown even to him.
hey bro I just did both of The Ouroboros Positions on myself last night. It was awesome. At first I did it vertically but I wanted to try something new and do it horizontally. Best night of my life.
by Coffantasy September 18, 2025
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