Roadside Porn

When walking in country lanes and coming across a gap in the hedge, it's common place to discover Roadside Porn.

This can either be when porn is left abandoned in a bush, most of the time a pile of magazines that have had to be removed because of fear of being discovered when visitors 'pop round the house'. In some severe cases the roadside porn will be attached to bushes and trees in the clearing.

' Clare, Clare look what I found! '

'What?'

'It's roadside porn!'

'Eww!'

by lilmissmush February 6, 2010

minion porn

minion porn
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u can even cum to it very easily
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by minionpornlover6969 April 14, 2021

gnome porn

A word created by crude corner. To film yourself having sex with lawn statues.

I made a gnome porn while Gary Holden onto the camera.

by InsuborDONation June 27, 2014

fairy porn

fantasy books (mostly YA), containing humans and human-like fantastical creatures having lots of explicit sex scenes

i like classics but i also read some fairy porn and im not ashamed!!

by ojoc August 31, 2021

who porn

Pornography Deriving from characters and/or events in doctor who.

Girl: I stumbled across the best who porn last night, this guy looked just like David tennant.
Other girl: was that the one when Jack and the doctor hooked up?
Girl: that's the one.

by allons-ycompanion March 9, 2015

Hallway Porn

Hallway Porn is where you are in a room watching people walk in hallways on camera while jerking off to them unknowingly. All the while you are live streaming it on Grindr.

Hey I was thinking about starting a HALLWAY PORN business. Too bad it already exists on Grindr.

by Dexter Hulk January 27, 2022

porn rolled

To be 'porn rolled' is like being rick rolled but instead porn comes upon your screen

"Man I got porn rolled after I went to that site you gave me a link for"

by D.H.Skiiier August 11, 2009